when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

daisyfairy:

it’s not a phase mom this is who i really am

funnyassmotherfckr: thank you for following me! love ur blog <3

Thank you :) I like your blog as well. 

Wait, do you read ‘Niam’ with the -ia- of Niall… or the -ia- of Liam?

katyperrydaughter:

I’ve never thought of that….omg. 

i just assumed everyone read it the same way as me… the L”ia”m way…

i always read is the n”ia”ll way…..

You look pretty when you cover your face

theepichumor:

FOLLOW this blog and laugh some more

my mother on loki
she:  why does he want everyone to kneel
she:  is he like, sexually unsatisfied
she:  does he need a blowjob
she:  is he gay
she:  is that why they call it ass-gard
she:  does he get it on with thor

thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

i like the feeling when you can tell if someone is lying to you.

sodamnrelatable:

im all like.

via sodamnrelatable

That awkward moment when you raise your hand, and some ass screams the answer out anyways

And I’m thinking DIS Bitch

heyfunniest:

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING